Autobahn

Let's go across the sea
To a place called germany
We're gonna have a lot of fun
We're gonna go cruisin’ on the autobahn

Take a ride on the autobahn

Voyager Attacks

I look up into the sky
I feel afraid and I don't know why
Metal objects start to appear
I feel something and it's more than fear
We sent them out, we gave them birth
Now they're back to destroy the earth

7-X

OK, let's go
[cowboy talk]
Go
Coke

Jesse Mackenzie [Crushes Manhattan]

Hard rock, hard life

Can't Get Enough

Can't get enough of that Rock and Roll

Delorean

Time to change time

Playing with Power / Contra

[Konami code]

Eight bits of power
Now you're playing with power – Nintendo power

[small speech on Contra]

On a South American island an evil alien has been born
He goes by the name of Red Falcon; he wants this planet ripped and torn
He’s taken over the island people; he's turned their minds into clay
But here comes Mad Dog and Scorpio; they're here to blow red falcon away

Weapon wings: shoot ‘em down; grab a power up and pump up your power
A thousand bad guys breathin’ down your back; try to strategize a new attack
And if you don't know what to do, just listen to us, we'll give you a clue
[Konami code]

11.2 km/s

Let's go!

[short story about why you should always keep some floss on you]

Broken Nintendo

[expressions of grief over the loss of a close friend]

Rockstars From Birth

Hello, we are 8-bit
Bass, drums, and guitar
We play rock, we play it hard
We were rockstars at birth
Here we are standing on planet earth

Unfair Fair

I went to the fair, but it wasn't fair
Cuz I looked for the Coke machine and there was none there
I walked around to see if it was a joke
But, to my horror, there was Pepsi instead of Coke
I went to the man at the soda stand
Hoping I could walk away with a Coke in my hand
I looked around, but all I could see
Was stupid, old, dumb, queer, fucking Pepsi
He said you can have a Pepsi for 50 cents off
So I snapped his fucking neck and ripped his balls off
I walked away; I was so fucking pissed
So I went to the ferris wheel with his balls in my fist

I HATE PEPSI!

Close The Door

Uno, Dos, Tres, Quattro!